Dad's adopted

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

boba fett is actually pinocchio

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

who is greg and what is he capable of?

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

who wore it better?

am i phobos the moon of mars?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later