How Underwear Is Usually Advertised

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That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

To cucumber is to human.

This is a win win, win situation.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

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A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

I would read this book.

Well, it was worth a try.

We call it the toe crusher.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

This sums up the problem nicely.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985