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Damn it, I sit down for one minute and the kid disappears!!

Damn it, I sit down for one minute and the kid disappears!!
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
Albert eats for free.
Albert eats for free.
Words.
Words.
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
Not in these parts…
Not in these parts…
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Dinosaur tracks in Arizona
Dinosaur tracks in Arizona
Nugget retriever.
Nugget retriever.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Should excite?
Should excite?
Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
Would+you+like+a+bag%3F
Would you like a bag?
Scumbag+Pope.
Scumbag Pope.
Texts+from+dog.
Texts from dog.
Spoonachos.
Spoonachos.
Join the conversation
Dory%21
Dory!
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+seeing+eye+dog.
A dog’s seeing eye dog.
Scumbag+vending+machines.
Scumbag vending machines.
Cool+family+is+cool.
Cool family is cool.
Stop+it%21
Stop it!
S%26%238217%3Bmitty.
S’mitty.
How+were+you+born%3F
How were you born?
Shoutout+to+chickenpox.
Shoutout to chickenpox.