Priorities, courtesy of Dave Grohl.

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

Clearly my dreams are better

google became the thing it sought to destroy

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

gonna need to step outside for a second

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

you had a good run

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

the reverse hero’s journey