I want this to be true

Pure malice

Stronger

Cool wings, bro.

You know you’re in Texas when…

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

Cat: "Do I really have to do this?" Inner cat: "He's the one that feeds you"

Don't do drugs!

Mr. Mark's first day on earth.

Whenever I am sad he brings me a sock

I know that feel, bro.

Could I just get your moms number?

Mmmm. Yes.

But That's None Of My Business

I can see this being true