Terror Alert!

Terror Alert!

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michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

you should have just bought snacks!

you should have just bought snacks!