Feeling Lucky?

Just Accept Reality

Just Accept Reality
an attempt was made
an attempt was made
the next nirvana
the next nirvana
ugh
ugh
the jokes they sneak into kids’ games
the jokes they sneak into kids’ games
good luck
good luck
it’s called fashion. look it up
it’s called fashion. look it up
fat wins
fat wins
drunk me is a wise man
drunk me is a wise man
let the games begin
let the games begin
please god, no
please god, no
in case you need to hear this today
in case you need to hear this today
let me pet you
let me pet you
too bad we know what happens at the end
too bad we know what happens at the end
how is this not a show already?
how is this not a show already?
which is it?
which is it?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea