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Black Friday

Black Friday
Science throw-down
Science throw-down
I don’t believe you.
I don’t believe you.
Pregnancy tests are hard.
Pregnancy tests are hard.
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
Oh… yeah that makes more sense.
Oh… yeah that makes more sense.
I love sporting.
I love sporting.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
Butter knife had the best music video of all time…
Butter knife had the best music video of all time…
A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z
A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z
This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.
This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.
Married life.
Married life.
I could read here.
I could read here.
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"
Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Classy.
Classy.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…