93% of the kids in Finland who start high school will Finnish

93% of the kids in Finland who start high school will Finnish

This reads like a parks and rec episode…

This reads like a parks and rec episode…

You must always keep the goat afloat.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.

And we almost got away with it, too

And we almost got away with it, too

My bottom heart beats for you.

My bottom heart beats for you.

45 minutes is relative.

45 minutes is relative.

The meatball of friendship.

The meatball of friendship.

How to draw a high quality H2O droplet.

How to draw a high quality H2O droplet.

Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

What’s the wurst that could happen?

What’s the wurst that could happen?

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

May the Force be with them.

May the Force be with them.

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

Checks out!

Mean Girls reboot.

Mean Girls reboot.