Snow dog

political pokemon

just passing through

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

i can never show my face in public again

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

popsicles

so warm and cozy