When my 10 year old asks what a VHS is while I tell a story

Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.

OK but socially distance ya selves.

The Boy Who Lived.

Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?

Peace was always an option.

Working from home, properly.

Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?

A calculator that looks like chocolate, smells like chocolate, and comes in a wrapper, too.

Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Turns out the UK government use the same font as cards against humanity.

Can you feel the howling?

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You Know Who.

Oh the times, they are a changin’

Hagrid, naturally.