Feeling Lucky?

I understand that UPS is very busy this time of year, but at least try and deliver my packages

I understand that UPS is very busy this time of year, but at least try and deliver my packages
don’t believe the cat’s lies
don’t believe the cat’s lies
tighter
tighter
she found a way
she found a way
but the movies make it look so fun!
but the movies make it look so fun!
must buy
must buy
his go to response
his go to response
at least he’s honest
at least he’s honest
the perfect revenge
the perfect revenge
the gospel
the gospel
still sounds like a good deal to me
still sounds like a good deal to me
how to make sure your neighbors never try to talk to you
how to make sure your neighbors never try to talk to you
i’m sure his height wasn’t the only reason
i’m sure his height wasn’t the only reason
just let it happen
just let it happen
always find ways to let people know they’re not alone
always find ways to let people know they’re not alone
suck my aura
suck my aura
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?