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dad jokes
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
Who u gonna call, m8
Who u gonna call, m8
Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.
Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.
Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.
THE Mask
THE Mask
The clouds are disgruntled.
The clouds are disgruntled.
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
Group projects be like…
Group projects be like…
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.
This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Join the conversation
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB