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The budget is going to have to be reworked…
The budget is going to have to be reworked…
Beard is health.
Beard is health.
Shine bright like a diamond…
Shine bright like a diamond…
Do you even assimilate?
Do you even assimilate?
Here’s the thing, Rudith…
Here’s the thing, Rudith…
Elijah Woody Harrelson
Elijah Woody Harrelson
I’m gonna go ahead and say leave Terry alone…
I’m gonna go ahead and say leave Terry alone…
Ready… FIGHT!
Ready… FIGHT!
Not All Squirrels Go To Heaven
Not All Squirrels Go To Heaven
Wise cracks…
Wise cracks…
You keep using that word…
You keep using that word…
Perhaps it was a hammer, or even a sickle?
Perhaps it was a hammer, or even a sickle?
Substitue teachers are problematic…
Substitue teachers are problematic…
Ancient skeleton with the world’s oldest gold found near the Black Sea
Ancient skeleton with the world’s oldest gold found near the Black Sea
Treat your turtles well.
Treat your turtles well.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Join the conversation
Classy.
Classy.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Obviously.
Obviously.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.