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Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays

Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays
No no no no cat.
No no no no cat.
Well that was close…
Well that was close…
I eat a lot of carrots.
I eat a lot of carrots.
Every freaking time!
Every freaking time!
Well played Cleverbot, well played.
Well played Cleverbot, well played.
Invisible shopping cart.
Invisible shopping cart.
An extra face.
An extra face.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel.
dolla bill y’all.
dolla bill y’all.
The power of bacon.
The power of bacon.
The truth about acid rain.
The truth about acid rain.
A new foot for elephant.
A new foot for elephant.
Sincerely, your brain.
Sincerely, your brain.
A life in the shower.
A life in the shower.
Toaster’s gonna toast.
Toaster’s gonna toast.
this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)
task+failed+successfully
task failed successfully
some+fairytale+overthinking+to+waste+your+time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
the+most+secure+network+on+the+planet
the most secure network on the planet
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+so+earie
it’s so earie
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
that%26%238217%3Bs+something+a+ghost+would+say
that’s something a ghost would say
words+carry+a+lot+of+coding%26%238230%3B
words carry a lot of coding…
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
its+all+in+how+you+market+it
its all in how you market it
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll