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We all know the only p*ssy that matters has 9 lives and plays with yarn

We all know the only p*ssy that matters has 9 lives and plays with yarn
Wendy’s never loses
Wendy’s never loses
Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.
Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.
I c e c o l d
I c e c o l d
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
Never turn your back on Windows…
Never turn your back on Windows…
FYI, Aliens.
FYI, Aliens.
Don’t fight it.
Don’t fight it.
Something something Obamacare
Something something Obamacare
When you order the wrong Drake.
When you order the wrong Drake.
How to be funny in a job interview
How to be funny in a job interview
Best execution.
Best execution.
Do you even vape?
Do you even vape?
Turn off the kitten.
Turn off the kitten.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
Salsa is the best part
Salsa is the best part
Wife+discovers+browser+history.
Wife discovers browser history.
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+what+I+meant%26%238230%3B
That’s not what I meant…
Smart+phones%26%238230%3B
Smart phones…
Swiss+Army+nails.
Swiss Army nails.
Join the conversation
How+were+you+born%3F
How were you born?
OM+NOM+NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
Our+only+hope.
Our only hope.
Texts+from+dog.
Texts from dog.
S%26%238217%3Bmitty.
S’mitty.
Shoutout+to+chickenpox.
Shoutout to chickenpox.
Cool+family+is+cool.
Cool family is cool.
Scumbag+vending+machines.
Scumbag vending machines.