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Yet another scumbag

Yet another scumbag
Was the present the mat?
Was the present the mat?
cats know good music when they hear it
cats know good music when they hear it
NO SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
never give up on your dreams
never give up on your dreams
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
good question
good question
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
taco bell gets me
taco bell gets me
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
left swipe
left swipe
worth the effort
worth the effort
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Win+her+over+with+chloroform.
Win her over with chloroform.
Now+sniff+my+panties%21
Now sniff my panties!
Seeing+eye+pony.
Seeing eye pony.
Yay+optimism%21
Yay optimism!
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Words.
Words.
Would+not+recommend.
Would not recommend.
When+reading+Twilight+is+acceptable.
When reading Twilight is acceptable.
Sometimes+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+sad%26%238230%3B
Sometimes when I’m sad…
In+case+of+fire.
In case of fire.
Did+someone+say%26%238230%3B+period%3F
Did someone say… period?
Ancient+Asteroid.
Ancient Asteroid.
Truth.
Truth.