Do only drug addicts get gift cards? I know I did…

Avoid monkeys at all costs.

The Simpsons was ahead of its time on transgender issues

Cream hitting coffee loves like a nuclear bomb. God I love coffee.

Use bun responsibly.

Soldier parked his jeep and stood at attention for a funeral procession passing by. Life deserves respect.

Ed Sheeran incarnate.

Ronald McDonald is a king among clowns.

Never use the fire exit.

Some people hold weird grudges.

Adventures of pupper

Getting rid of Facebook, the easy way.

Real life examples in your math book.

The Universal Pun…

This supercell in North Dakota will murder you and your entire family.

She had her phone taken away and later her dad slid this under her door. Savage.