Feeling Lucky?

Dear Satan

Dear Satan
I could do 20 years in this bed.
I could do 20 years in this bed.
[Insert wizard swear]
[Insert wizard swear]
Feels good to earn it.
Feels good to earn it.
Leave no cabbage behind.
Leave no cabbage behind.
How to make friends and be interesting to people.
How to make friends and be interesting to people.
Be careful whom you fool around with.
Be careful whom you fool around with.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.
I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.
Throw ya dam phone™️
Throw ya dam phone™️
Cows have accents, it seems.
Cows have accents, it seems.
Horses demand feed.
Horses demand feed.
She must have so many leftovers…
She must have so many leftovers…
It’s movie magic, baby!
It’s movie magic, baby!
Roll them
Roll them
It’s just perks *shrug*
It’s just perks *shrug*
Name+that+episode%21
Name that episode!
I+have+an+epipen%26%238230%3B
I have an epipen…
Batman+always+has+a+plan.
Batman always has a plan.
They+definitely+do
They definitely do
Join the conversation
Why+is+it+called+beauty+sleep%3F
Why is it called beauty sleep?
Stop+that+get+back+here
Stop that get back here
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again+for+us+dog+owners.
It’s that time of year again for us dog owners.
Business+cards+for+tall+people.
Business cards for tall people.
Life+isn%26%238217%3Bt+fair.
Life isn’t fair.
When+you+step+on+your+pets+foot%26%238230%3B
When you step on your pets foot…
How+to+drive+stick
How to drive stick
Good+Guy+Steven+Seagal
Good Guy Steven Seagal