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What I’ll be saying for the next 2 days

What I'll be saying for the next 2 days
My mom did this.
My mom did this.
NOT IN MY HOUSE
NOT IN MY HOUSE
I’m not good at Tinder…
I’m not good at Tinder…
The newest recruit in the New Zealand Police force
The newest recruit in the New Zealand Police force
The latest in gargoyle technology.
The latest in gargoyle technology.
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
0-star fire alarm tho…
0-star fire alarm tho…
By order of priority…
By order of priority…
A pilots life for me.
A pilots life for me.
Pizza appreciation night.
Pizza appreciation night.
Liters couldn’t care if I needed to…
Liters couldn’t care if I needed to…
Brains are interesting.
Brains are interesting.
Still gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Still gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Learning swears can be fun.
Learning swears can be fun.
The clubbed tail of an Ankylosaurus IRL
The clubbed tail of an Ankylosaurus IRL
We+all+owe+Jamie+Foxx+an+apology%26%238230%3B
We all owe Jamie Foxx an apology…
The+strange+pair.
The strange pair.
How+to+cut+a+watermelon.
How to cut a watermelon.
Extreme+Human+SlingShot.
Extreme Human SlingShot.
Join the conversation
The+three+stages+of+not+getting+ice+cream.
The three stages of not getting ice cream.
Bro%2C+do+you+even+lift%3F
Bro, do you even lift?
Baby+skunks+are+stinking+cute.
Baby skunks are stinking cute.
Words.
Words.
Infinitea.
Infinitea.
Do+you+know+why+I+followed+you%3F
Do you know why I followed you?
Heaven+on+a+spoon.
Heaven on a spoon.
Advice+from+a+dog.
Advice from a dog.