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Jobs These Days

Jobs These Days
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Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Good morning!
Good morning!
I HAS A HAND!
I HAS A HAND!
How I look when I have a girlfriend.
How I look when I have a girlfriend.
You fell down… would licking help?
You fell down… would licking help?
Math problems?
Math problems?
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Told you!
Told you!
Raise my hand…
Raise my hand…
You.
You.
Lil’ Bean.
Lil’ Bean.
Can’t. Stop. Being. Awesome.
Can’t. Stop. Being. Awesome.
Hipster kitty.
Hipster kitty.
Don’t be this guy.
Don’t be this guy.
Poor Beans.
Poor Beans.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction