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Nice t*ts!

Nice t*ts!
Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.
Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.
I do not like toucans.
I do not like toucans.
I’m a bit of a savant
I’m a bit of a savant
Neat nature facts.
Neat nature facts.
He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.
He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.
Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.
Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.
(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)
(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)
My apologies
My apologies
What Led Zeppelin Songs Are About
What Led Zeppelin Songs Are About
I ain’t no snitch.
I ain’t no snitch.
Ignorance is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss.
Bears did 9/11
Bears did 9/11
The other Holy Oil
The other Holy Oil
What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?
What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?
He has arrived. Praise him.
He has arrived. Praise him.
No+shame.
No shame.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Hands.
Hands.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.