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Comparable to heaven.
Comparable to heaven.
Hey little boy…
Hey little boy…
Found in my physics department
Found in my physics department
What’s Jagermeister?
What’s Jagermeister?
Presidential affair.
Presidential affair.
The Origin of Twerking
The Origin of Twerking
Before you kiss a boy.
Before you kiss a boy.
Apocalypse balls.
Apocalypse balls.
A Pipe Cleaner Wolf.
A Pipe Cleaner Wolf.
All the bows!
All the bows!
The President of France!
The President of France!
The Hats.
The Hats.
I’m not saying you’re ugly…
I’m not saying you’re ugly…
Heavenly Bodies.
Heavenly Bodies.
Llama vs. Alpaca
Llama vs. Alpaca
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Join the conversation
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.