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Note to self: Be present

Note to self: Be present
Message received.
Message received.
Who’s ready for spring?
Who’s ready for spring?
Send me words of encouragement.
Send me words of encouragement.
Pizza is forever.
Pizza is forever.
Curing your hangover.
Curing your hangover.
Be nice to everyone.
Be nice to everyone.
Everyone is born different.
Everyone is born different.
Ok but why do you have a pet skunk?
Ok but why do you have a pet skunk?
Gatorade Me!
Gatorade Me!
When God Gives You Lemons Give it To Bernese.
When God Gives You Lemons Give it To Bernese.
Match.gov, brought to you by the NSA.
Match.gov, brought to you by the NSA.
Getting sick sucks.
Getting sick sucks.
Nerdgasm.
Nerdgasm.
How to surprise a unicorn.
How to surprise a unicorn.
Meet Sgt. John Bold.
Meet Sgt. John Bold.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Join the conversation
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!