The Pretty And The Popular Girls

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

that’s a loaded question

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

time to cry!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

i should have texted instead

how it started vs how it’s going

spitting venom

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas