The Story of Star Wars

the “cool” police

mephisto signing off off of zoom

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

what kind of sub is your girl?

toaster strudel frog

emotional support alligator

live laugh lobotomy

ode de febreeze

avoiding people in public is exhausting

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

he had too many balls in the air

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

not all heroes wear capes

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

all my problems can be blamed on astrology