An accurate depiction of how my first kiss went

M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

Hello, I’d like some freedom with a side of liberty

Those iMessages updates coming in handy

Toyota recalls 1993 Camry #notfakenews

The Komondor (Hungarian Sheepdog) was bred for a long thick coat that wolves could not penetrate while they guarded livestock

A small island in Rovaniemi, Finland. I could live out my days here.

Pronouncing GIF

8 bit avocado

Being spoiled comes at a price.

Passive aggressive roommate preparing for Valentines Day.

Trying to make friends

A Kitty Tardis.

Ok, now a serious one…

Obama kickin it at the Caribbean. He already looks ten years younger.

If I said what I thought to friends and family, I wouldn’t have friends or family.