Bruno mars explained

Bruno mars explained

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

an endless sea of blondes

an endless sea of blondes

Yeah I’m good.

Yeah I’m good.

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!

…you might be a Redneck.

…you might be a Redneck.

Freedom frie.

Proper Urinal Etiquette

Proper Urinal Etiquette

I’ll forgive you.

I’ll forgive you.

The eye of a daddy long leg

The eye of a daddy long leg

We mew for you.

We mew for you.

Best I can do is three fifty.

Best I can do is three fifty.

We need a new translation.

We need a new translation.

She’s a good homemaker.

She’s a good homemaker.

Those Tricky Dryers

Those Tricky Dryers

The moment Jamie Oliver gave up.

The moment Jamie Oliver gave up.