The President’s car

Internet good.

The Pomeranian stole my pot.

Japan has a sign language Starbucks, apparently.

The ability to multi-task is a learned skill.

Can wait for this to premier on the History Channel.

Defend your people well.

A trash can in Tulsa, OK.

The gentrification of Sesame Street’s viewership is reflected in the evolution of the set.

Interviewer: what’s your fav part of the trabajo? Officer: def the choking.

Give the Windex ad team a raise.

Supermarkets in the c. 1951’s seemed lit.

Colour copies are not in this years budget, I’m afraid…

It is essential to the training process, you know…

Programmable doge.

Natural instincts kicking in while watching squirrels.