Am I missing something?

Do you even meow?

Horses eat a lot, for starters…

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Posted up in a coffee shop. Description is accurate.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Human fingers are fun.

Serving and protecing.

The Rock casually strolling through Hong Kong after leg day.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Knock knock.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

It’s real in my heart.

Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.