Nothing More Unfortunate Than Fat Children

Horlp may.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Ultimate noms.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Passive aggressive instructions

A Venezuelan smartass

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

The price is savage

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.