Self-esteem

My Bed

Cleaning windows onthe 124th floor of the Burj Khalifa

This guy plans.

Not your typical family photo.

Joseph Badame was a survivalist who had his entire basement stocked with food. He decided that Puerto Rico needed the food more than him, so he donated it.

Get woke, people.

Bad dog

We’re going to be doing one thing, and one thing only, killing Nazi’s

Accidentally order XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful.

Microscopic image of a tapeworm head

T-rex is sick of dinosaur references.

There is no such thing as too many dinosaur references

When my wife wants to put up Christmas decorations before Halloween.

Baaa nana

Must… achieve… comf.