Why did God create atheists?

it’s okay to stare

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

he was named pants because he always wore pants

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

the muse and his portrait

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!