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Dinner got a bit quieter after this exchange

Dinner got a bit quieter after this exchange
I gave my kids a terrible present.
I gave my kids a terrible present.
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
It’s super effective!
It’s super effective!
The meaning of “no offense.”
The meaning of “no offense.”
Words.
Words.
What should you drink for breakfast?
What should you drink for breakfast?
Words.
Words.
Best hacker ever!
Best hacker ever!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Hate that.
Hate that.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Most amazing places I want to visit.
Most amazing places I want to visit.
Amish Christmas lights.
Amish Christmas lights.
When I have to pee.
When I have to pee.
You park like an idiot.
You park like an idiot.
Shots+fired%21
Shots fired!
In+Norwegian%26%238230%3B
In Norwegian…
I+want+this+energy+back
I want this energy back
Civil+disobedience+at+its+best%2C+1950
Civil disobedience at its best, 1950
Join the conversation
I+mean%26%238230%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+possible.
I mean… It’s possible.
How+not+to+drown%2C+explained+by+the+US+Navy+SEALS.
How not to drown, explained by the US Navy SEALS.
Modern+man%26%238217%3Bs+haircut
Modern man’s haircut
Take+care+of+youre+kids
Take care of youre kids
Patton+Oswald%26%238217%3Bs+post+emmy+celebration+%26quot%3BThis+%23Emmys+after+party+is+off+da+CHAIN%21%26quot%3B
Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
For+the+sinner+on+the+go
For the sinner on the go