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The Many Lies We Tell Kids

The Many Lies We Tell Kids
cheugy check-up
cheugy check-up
dead ringer
dead ringer
sour-on
sour-on
unbeauty sleep
unbeauty sleep
eer-ies of corn
eer-ies of corn
shark shape showoff
shark shape showoff
breakup makeup shapeup
breakup makeup shapeup
a-pian in the butt
a-pian in the butt
somebody stole your sweetroll?
somebody stole your sweetroll?
‘gull guise
‘gull guise
ticket to rise
ticket to rise
truck trek track trick
truck trek track trick
rob’os
rob’os
profess-ionalism
profess-ionalism
appliance appreciation
appliance appreciation
Dangerous+noms.
Dangerous noms.
At+least+you+aren%26%238217%3Bt+a+dinosaur%26%238230%3B
At least you aren’t a dinosaur…
Canadian+Problems.
Canadian Problems.
Uncanny%2C+Ron+Swanson.
Uncanny, Ron Swanson.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+grill+baby.
I’m a grill baby.
First+astronaut+problems.
First astronaut problems.
Death%26%238217%3Bs+perspective.
Death’s perspective.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+catch+them+all%26%238230%3B
You don’t have to catch them all…
Slide+to+unlock+Gangnam+style.
Slide to unlock Gangnam style.
Every+freaking+night.
Every freaking night.
I+murdered+Dora+the+Explorer.
I murdered Dora the Explorer.
If+I+had+a+British+Accent%26%238230%3B
If I had a British Accent…