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Simple Advice from a Simple Man

Simple Advice from a Simple Man
it was a close call
it was a close call
i am in favor of this
i am in favor of this
when you get home and can finally take your pants off
when you get home and can finally take your pants off
read whatever you want
read whatever you want
even werewolves are good boys
even werewolves are good boys
it makes so much sense now
it makes so much sense now
reading this hurt
reading this hurt
the yeasty boys remix has risen
the yeasty boys remix has risen
get a job, england
get a job, england
a feat deserving of a statue
a feat deserving of a statue
even spiders need holiday cheer
even spiders need holiday cheer
must buy legos now
must buy legos now
donkey kong should be higher, tbh
donkey kong should be higher, tbh
important note there, but everything has a price
important note there, but everything has a price
the perfect house
the perfect house
Ending+stereotypes.
Ending stereotypes.
Ban+the+letter+L
Ban the letter L
I+could+do+this+forever.
I could do this forever.
I+thought+I+had+mono+for+an+entire+year%26%238230%3B
I thought I had mono for an entire year…
Join the conversation
%23phelfie
#phelfie
Nobody+wants+to+talk+to+Harry+Potter%26%238230%3B
Nobody wants to talk to Harry Potter…
yvaN+eht+nioJ
yvaN eht nioJ
I+keep+a+box+of+office+things+in+my+car+so+if+I+get+pulled+over%2C+I+can+tell+the+cop+I+am+having+a+bad+day
I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
Yoda%26%238217%3Bs+younger+years.
Yoda’s younger years.
Gaming+vs.+Heroin
Gaming vs. Heroin
The+Inebriator
The Inebriator
Jim+is+a+first+class+jerk.
Jim is a first class jerk.