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I am a Writer

I am a Writer
When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.
When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.
lock her up
lock her up
Nugget Overload
Nugget Overload
Oh you think this is a game…
Oh you think this is a game…
Word Choice
Word Choice
Job Hunting IRL
Job Hunting IRL
You don’t have to put on the red light…
You don’t have to put on the red light…
She’s beauty and she’s grace…
She’s beauty and she’s grace…
Figured we needed an update
Figured we needed an update
Taylor having a crisis.
Taylor having a crisis.
Combat training
Combat training
A smaller, hotter house
A smaller, hotter house
Tree decorations in Alaska
Tree decorations in Alaska
Introductions are hard.
Introductions are hard.
sweet sweet love
sweet sweet love
It+gives+us+the+knife%26%238230%3B
It gives us the knife…
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Dammit%2C+Bobby.
Dammit, Bobby.
Join the conversation
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
I+take+no+responsibility+at+all.+%26%238211%3B+45th
I take no responsibility at all. – 45th
They+got+through+it%2C+eventually%26%238230%3B
They got through it, eventually…
%2Aillegal+gathering+reported%2A
*illegal gathering reported*
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
The+Roscosmos+have+no+chance%21
The Roscosmos have no chance!
We+nom+with+diversity%21
We nom with diversity!