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Overly Reassuring Girlfriend

Overly Reassuring Girlfriend
I like food and sleep.
I like food and sleep.
Recycling done right.
Recycling done right.
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
I don’t remember ordering anything…
I don’t remember ordering anything…
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Just one day out of the year.
Just one day out of the year.
This is YOUR fault…
This is YOUR fault…
Two possibilities exist…
Two possibilities exist…
Provocative government.
Provocative government.
Dang it Michael!
Dang it Michael!
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.
Things I like about coffee.
Things I like about coffee.
If you’re ever feeling ignored…
If you’re ever feeling ignored…
There are two types of women in the world…
There are two types of women in the world…
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
and%2For
and/or
Join the conversation
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.