My children will never know

My children will never know

marry her

reading is magic

reading is magic

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing