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Ron Swanson gets me

Ron Swanson gets me
Never trust the Irish
Never trust the Irish
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.
My patience level in a JIF.
My patience level in a JIF.
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
A little salami should help with the mood.
A little salami should help with the mood.
And that’s just the problem with whales…
And that’s just the problem with whales…
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
Activate ultra sneak…
Activate ultra sneak…
Tom and Gerry did it first.
Tom and Gerry did it first.
She’s proud of her sign.
She’s proud of her sign.
Let him read…
Let him read…
We did not see that coming…
We did not see that coming…
The mother he kneaded.
The mother he kneaded.
Goose Chuckingâ„¢
Goose Chuckingâ„¢
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.