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I thought he was going on about a smartwatch and then…

I thought he was going on about a smartwatch and then...
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The gatos will play…
The gatos will play…
And that’s the secret sauce of life.
And that’s the secret sauce of life.
Just makin’ sure…
Just makin’ sure…
*stomps tiny feet*
*stomps tiny feet*
Corn bread– just add grassfed butter.
Corn bread– just add grassfed butter.
Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…
Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…
21 year old Chris Nikic is the first person with Down syndrome finish a triathlon, BTW.
21 year old Chris Nikic is the first person with Down syndrome finish a triathlon, BTW.
How humans decompose, generally.
How humans decompose, generally.
🐅🐕 gatos be gaiting.
🐅🐕 gatos be gaiting.
*rings dinner bell*
*rings dinner bell*
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
A charcookterie board.
A charcookterie board.
Seymour Asses would have been there…
Seymour Asses would have been there…
Fix a birb a day and they never go away.
Fix a birb a day and they never go away.
Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.
Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.
In+Norwegian%26%238230%3B
In Norwegian…
Wizards+are+just+like+you+and+me
Wizards are just like you and me
Available+now+at+your+local+Walmart%21
Available now at your local Walmart!
For+the+sinner+on+the+go
For the sinner on the go
Join the conversation
Patton+Oswald%26%238217%3Bs+post+emmy+celebration+%26quot%3BThis+%23Emmys+after+party+is+off+da+CHAIN%21%26quot%3B
Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"
Meanwhile+at+a+job+interview
Meanwhile at a job interview
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Modern+man%26%238217%3Bs+haircut
Modern man’s haircut
Is+he+gone%3F
Is he gone?
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
The+installation+of+the+statue+at+the+Lincoln+Memorial+in+1920.+The+marble+figure+was+originally+slated+to+be+only+10+feet+high%3B+however%2C+they+nearly+doubled+it+to+19+feet+to+better+reflect+President+Lincoln%26%238217%3Bs+contribution+to+our+nation.
The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice