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spiderweb haiku

spiderweb haiku
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You.
You.
Raise my hand…
Raise my hand…
How I look when I have a girlfriend.
How I look when I have a girlfriend.
LQL.
LQL.
Hipster kitty.
Hipster kitty.
Epic popsicle sticks.
Epic popsicle sticks.
Repeat until rich.
Repeat until rich.
Math problems?
Math problems?
I HAS A HAND!
I HAS A HAND!
Lil’ Bean.
Lil’ Bean.
Told you!
Told you!
Don’t be this guy.
Don’t be this guy.
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Good morning!
Good morning!
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Join the conversation
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].