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I Wish They Would Make Something Like This For Real

I Wish They Would Make Something Like This For Real
gimme gimme
gimme gimme
Words.
Words.
John Matuszak becoming Sloth, 1985.
John Matuszak becoming Sloth, 1985.
When your neighbors buy their SpaceX Ultra 9000 Flame Thrower
When your neighbors buy their SpaceX Ultra 9000 Flame Thrower
Domesticated water pups
Domesticated water pups
Laws In Switzerland. I approve.
Laws In Switzerland. I approve.
directions, is all.
directions, is all.
Nice guys being nice.
Nice guys being nice.
Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.
Don’t mess with the mechanics wife.
La Croix on my mind.
La Croix on my mind.
Low key I would watch this flick.
Low key I would watch this flick.
It’s a lifestyle.
It’s a lifestyle.
Respect the culture
Respect the culture
Hungry hungry buffalo
Hungry hungry buffalo
Packing peanut challenge.
Packing peanut challenge.
everyone+can+use+a+hello+kith
everyone can use a hello kith
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
get+into+the+nitty+gritty
get into the nitty gritty
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…
Join the conversation
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+if+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
some+fairytale+overthinking+to+waste+your+time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
the+most+secure+network+on+the+planet
the most secure network on the planet
this+always+mildly+pleases+me
this always mildly pleases me