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If the internet had a Poetry book part vier (brought to you by my cat)

If the internet had a Poetry book part vier (brought to you by my cat)
Highly suspect.
Highly suspect.
Italics.
Italics.
Average Youtube user…
Average Youtube user…
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Go to class, live forever.
Go to class, live forever.
Facebook is a jerk.
Facebook is a jerk.
Death to hipsters.
Death to hipsters.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
Hontas…
Hontas…
The nerve.
The nerve.
Words.
Words.
The weekend.
The weekend.
IV Nutella.
IV Nutella.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Join the conversation
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.