Confessions Of The Working Class

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

oh no is an understatement

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell