I Didn’t Ask For This

I Didn't Ask For This

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Geology jokes rock…

Geology jokes rock…

The matrix is lovely this time of year

The matrix is lovely this time of year

You have no right to call yourself a father.

You have no right to call yourself a father.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

I want to beliebe.

I want to beliebe.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Apple bonsai!

Cows can be good boys too.

Cows can be good boys too.

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

35 shades of rabbit.

35 shades of rabbit.