CIA please…

name the bar this baby owns and operates

the assignment was clear and he aced it

when you finally reach your full power potential

when you did all the work in a group project and rightfully decided to take all the credit, too

you never know when you might need that outdated cable from 20 years ago

you might not always want to, but sometimes it’s good to get out of your comfort zone

when you think the world is against you just eat and then go to sleep

you know things in america are bad when cats decide to leave and start their own country

i never studied abroad, but every friend i know who did makes sure to let me knew every chance they get

That’s a tim burton pterosaur if i ever saw one

if only there was some way to figure out who batman was

at least we know what’s coming and we have time to prepare

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showering without your glasses on can be a dangerous game

the next logical step for country songs about trucks