The right way of asking someone out

Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:

OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.

I have made a yuge mistake.

Well, when you put it like that…

Yoda knew…

Non-essential pangwangs are the best.

The Geriatric Wing

Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.

Seinfeld did it first?

It is a baby black panther, for your viewing pleasure.

Shall we destroy it, brothar?

Johnny Kim, 36, Navy Seal, Harvard doctor, and now selected to become the first Korean to go to space. #blastoff

A symbiotic relationship.

Get it, bud.

Larry appreciates his family history.