It’s toothpaste, I swear

Alan the unimpressed astronaut

Everyone deserves a second chance

You’re a good person, Professor.

60% of the time, it works every time.

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Fun with bees.

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.

I hate the future.

Words from mom.

Compliments explained

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

I could have a fire here.