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Crawling Out Of Bed Every Morning

Crawling Out Of Bed Every Morning
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
And I took that personally.
And I took that personally.
Caterpillar are the original 3D printers.
Caterpillar are the original 3D printers.
0, 1, 2… skip a few…
0, 1, 2… skip a few…
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
I’m trying my best, madre.
I’m trying my best, madre.
Well, that wasn’t very hard at all…
Well, that wasn’t very hard at all…
Airlines hate service horsies…
Airlines hate service horsies…
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
Roger, you ignorant slut…
Roger, you ignorant slut…
Consent is randy, baby.
Consent is randy, baby.
Everybody loves a clown, circus 1994
Everybody loves a clown, circus 1994
Why you always bleed’n? – Dentists, usually.
Why you always bleed’n? – Dentists, usually.
The transformation has gone awry…
The transformation has gone awry…
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
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Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Words.
Words.
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Public+service+announcement.
Public service announcement.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
When+shipping+costs+more+than+the+product.
When shipping costs more than the product.