There’s a button for that.

…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?

Toot that thing!

…happy little trees.

I can paint with all the colours of the wind…

Retractable seal.

Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977

RIP In Peace, Lil BUB.

Book’em Danno.

Well that inflated quickly…

I wanna see the world!

…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…

Chase the sheep, I will.

It’s that time of year

You won’t believe what time it is.

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